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Subject: Re: The many interpretati Date: Mon Nov 28 2011 13:55:00
From: Rastus To: thinktank

thinktank wrote:

> Take a look at this verse:
> 
> From Proverbs 23:2
> 
>   
> New International Version (c1984)
> and put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.
> New Living Translation (c2007)
> If you are a big eater, put a knife to your throat;
> 
> English Standard Version (c2001)
> and put a knife to your throat if you are given to appetite.
> 
> New American Standard Bible (c1995)
> And put a knife to your throat If you are a man of great appetite.
> 
> King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
> And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.
> 
> Aramaic Bible in Plain English (c2010)
> Lest you put a dagger to your mouth, if you are a man that breathes.
> 
> GOD'S WORDr Translation (c1995)
> and put a knife to your throat if you have a big appetite.
> 
> King James 2000 Bible (c2003)
> And put a knife to your throat, if you are a man given to appetite.

Fat Rastus Eternal Word (c2011)
Hey Fatarse, either stop stuffing your face or die you effing pig!

Solomon (or his son), what a hippocrite!  Typical religious tyrant..bet he 
ate and ate a plenty!  How many wives did he have?  I'd bet he sodomized the 
best of them too!

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