Hello everybody.
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church service
s when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing
her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38."
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explai
ned what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked th
e burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a script
ure to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
By: Roy Jones
Matt
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