Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Door Knocking my house
By: Erikn to All on Tue Dec 04 2012 16:25:50
> I don't know how long this has gone on for, but I've been having to put up
> with Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on doors around my neighbourhood...
> Why?
I just had some Mormon missionaries stop by here for the first time in the
[going on] 3 years that I've been here now. Unfortunately this was right after
my son had gotten home from school. It's been awhile since I've been able to
do anything like what I used to in college, which would be anything from
answering the door trashed and naked and inviting them right in to inviting
them in with a bunch of trashed metalheads to let them watch us have fightclub.
That was when I majored in alcoholism, though.
Oh there was one way I found that's quicker, but not nearly as fun, though.
It does get rid of them fastest. Just tell them that you've got all their shit
already, have a nice day, and close the door. They won't knock again. At
least not that particular batch.
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